Or so Steve Poizner says, in a battle of the airwaves that's getting completely insane.

In a new ad, Poiz charges that Whitman, as CEO of EBay, allowed (oh no!) dirty movies to be sold on EBay. You can buy other dirty things there, too, like a Voodoo Hot Sex Life Improvement Love Spell (bidding starts at $9.99). And it's all Meg's fault!

The problem with this approach is that I suspect a lot of Republicans may also shop on EBay, and some of them may want their own copy of the official Naughty and Bawdy Songs of England CD -- or maybe something even a little naughtier. And they may not be that upset that ol' Meg allowed them an easy and discreet way to buy the things that the GOP kinks in the closet wouldn't want to be seen picking up at the mall. (That kind of thing gets around.)

Now Meg will have to respond with something even more harsh about Poizner. What fun.